Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I want a musical about memes.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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