Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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