shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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