Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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