I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm lost and stupid without you.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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