I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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