she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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