Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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