Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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