I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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