I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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