O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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