Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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