You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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