Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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