Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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