yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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