Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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