So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
