You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I understand Curling. That high.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i need some magic done to my vagina
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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