I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I wish i was in the wii world.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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