So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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