you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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