STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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