There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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