He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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