She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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