i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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