All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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