I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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