Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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