I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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