Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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