anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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