so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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