he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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