you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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