Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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