Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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