I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
This is my gift to your gina
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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