stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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