what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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