Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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