just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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