im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
