so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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