protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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