no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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