Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We named our party play list daddy issues
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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