so let's talk penis.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
