I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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