And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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