YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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