I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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