New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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